Thus Spoke Vandal
Template:SubmissionInfoboxThus Spoke Vandal was created by Avraxas during Ragefest V: The Enragement Ring. It is a game created in FEXP. It is a spoof game made due to the real life event of Ash challenging Vandal to complete his Ragefest IV submission, Title Here, but Vandal being unable to do so.
Synopsis
Vandal is attacked by Rubber Ducks, Wolt, but stronger, and Ash who accuses him of stealing his tileset. SURVIVE.
Cast
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Antagonists
Walkthrough
At the start of the game, Vandal will be alone, and will be assaulted by several waves of Rubber Ducks. Steal the Red Gems off of them and abuse the forts to stay alive. Matthew will join you next turn. Accumulate enough gems to purchase two Runeswords at the shop above the four forts. Continue to hold out against the waves of Rubber Ducks. Several turns in, Wolt will spawn. Use Matthew to defeat him. A few turns after he is defeated, Ash will appear, along with his army of clones, all armed with Bolting tomes that deal 1 damage and poison. The objective is to find the real Ash among his army of clones. Head to the eastern part of the map, and find the true Ash in the area in the bottom right. Avoid the invisible Kous. Defeat Ash to complete the game and earn yourself a strange ending cutscene.
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Trivia
- The name is likely a reference to Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan, a spin-off series of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable. This series of one-shots follows the exploits of Rohan Kishibe, who is an ensemble darkhorse, similar to how Vandal Swiftblade himself became much more popular after his co-starring role in Tactical Nonsense.