Vandal Swiftblade

Vandal Swiftblade
Vandal's portrait in TN (drawn by Aalware)
Full Name:	Vandal Swiftblade
Gender:	Male
Species:	Human
Family & Friends:	Matthew (Friend) Peggie (Friend) Jerry (Friend) Jacke (Friend) Vesper (Friend) Evangeline (Friend)
First Seen in:	Sliver's Murdertime
Status:	Active
Featured in
Sliver's Murdertime, Tactical Nonsense, R&R&Rpp:SSER&KA-SBRHDII.8FCPATOGBFDFTDMCS, Thus Spoke Vandal
Class(es)
Thief Assassin (SM)

Vandal Swiftblade, or simply Vandal, is a figure in the Markyjoe universe, often found alongside DatBoiMatthew. He is featured as a main character in the game Tactical Nonsense.

Information

In Tactical Nonsense, Vandal, alongside DatBoiMatthew, run a mercenary guild alongside the hair-trigger pegasus rider Peggie, the self-proclaimed chosen one Jerry, a nice guy named Jacke, and the lurid and lust-tongued Vesper.

Ragefest V

Sliver's Murdertime

In the second chapter of Sliver's Murdertime, Vandal appears as a member of the Hellions, alongside Matthew, Jasonfails, Soh, OwainDark, Gimo, and Mega Koopa X. They arrive in Sliver's castle whilst Marc and his group are in the middle of talking with Sliver, and are offended when Sliver attempts to correct them when they say the Hellions are the best group. This leads into a situation where the Hellions enter the offensive against both Sliver's forces and Marc's.

Tactical Nonsense

One day, Reisen stumbled upon where the guild resided, badly injured in an attempt to retrieve the Enragement Ring in order to save her husband Marc. Vandal is roped in to performing the task for Reisen by Matthew, and they go on their way without the rest of the guild, leaving only a note behind. They find out that the temple they need to enter is locked behind two keys, so they split up to retrieve each key.

Vandal goes alone to retrieve the second key, though not for long, as Jacke appears to assist Vandal. On top of that, they find Vesper fending off troops on their way to get the key. As soon as they do, Peggie appears to retrieve the three in order to enter the temple.

Hacks/Games

• Sliver's Murdertime (First Appearance)
• Tactical Nonsense (Main Character)
• Rana & Rana & Rana proudly present: Super Sonic Emblem Ragefest & Knuckles All-Stars Battle Royale HD II.8 Final Chapter Prologue At The Olympic Games Bros Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series
• Thus Spoke Vandal (Protagonist)

Stats

Base Statistics Starting Class Affinity Assassin Light Level HP POW SKL SPD LCK DEF RES CON MOV 20 23 14 11 11 0 10 11 5 6 Weapon Rank(s) Starting Item(s) ?? Swiftblade Skill(s) ??	Vandal

Base Statistics Starting Class Affinity Thief Dark Level HP POW SKL SPD LCK DEF RES CON MOV 16 23 12 16 16 2 8 11 7 6 Weapon Rank(s) Starting Item(s) Sword - A Swift Blades Lockpick Skill(s) Little Spastic Steal	Vandal

Base Statistics Starting Class Affinity Thief Dark Level HP POW SKL SPD LCK DEF RES CON MOV 5 26 9 15 13 9 7 8 8 6 Weapon Rank(s) Starting Item(s) Sword - C Killing Edge Vulnerary Steel Sword Lockpick Skill(s) Steal	Vandal
	Growth Rates HP POW SKL 100% 100% 100% SPD LCK DEF RES 100% 0% 0% 0%

Base Statistics
Starting Class								Affinity
Buttmonkey								Thunder
Level	HP	POW	SKL	SPD	LCK	DEF	RES	CON	MOV
1	20	10	10	25	0	1	1	5	5
Weapon Rank(s)					Starting Item(s)
Sword - S					Hidden Sword Heartstoppers Smnas Vel'koz
Skill(s)
Pick Steal

Gallery

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Trivia

• Due to unlucky rng in each of his playable appearances; it has become a running joke that Vandal cannot dodge very well, if at all.
• In Thus Spoke Vandal, Vandal possesses a hidden skill which does not allow him to dodge.
• If the events of Thus Spoke Vandal are any indication; he may have some sort of history with Ash.
• In the Ashen One server, Vandal is the victim of the "Are you finished with those errands?" meme, due to procrastination and various other reasons.