DatBoiMatthew

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DatBoiMatthew
Matthew's portrait in TN (drawn by Aalware)
Full Name:	DatBoiMatthew
Aliases:	Wolt
Gender:	Male
Species:	Human
Family & Friends:	Vandal (Friend) Peggie (Friend) Jerry (Friend) Jacke (Friend) Vesper (Friend) Evangeline (Friend)
First Seen in:	Sliver's Murdertime
Status:	Active
Featured in
Sliver's Murdertime, Tactical Nonsense, R&R&Rpp:SSER&KA-SBRHDII.8FCPATOGBFDFTDMCS, Thus Spoke Vandal
Class(es)
Mercenary Archer (R&R&Rpp:SSER&KA-SBRHDII.8FCPATOGBFDFTDMCS)

DatBoiMatthew, Wolt, or simply Matthew, is a figure in the Markyjoe universe, often found alongside Vandal Swiftblade. He is the main protagonist of the Ragefest V game Tactical Nonsense.

Information

Ragefest V

Sliver's Murdertime

In the second chapter of Sliver's Murdertime, Matthew appears as a member of the Hellions, alongside Vandal Swiftblade, Jasonfails, Soh, OwainDark, Gimo, and Mega Koopa X. They arrive in Sliver's castle whilst Marc and his group are in the middle of talking with Sliver, and are offended when Sliver attempts to correct them when they say the Hellions are the best group. This leads into a situation where the Hellions enter the offensive against both Sliver's forces and Marc's.

However, Matthew himself does not fight alongside his compatriots.

Rana & Rana & Rana

Matthew appears in Rana's submission en route to deliver the Enragement Ring to Marc, having been given the task by Reisen. However, Sonu and Mei appear and push Matthew into the nearby dumpster, take the ring from him, and run off to Rana's castle. Matthew heads for where Marc and EvilEggoWaffle are and informs of them of the situation. He also mentions that, along the way, a garbage pot started following him. Matthew asks if he can keep him, which Marc allows.

Hacks/Games

• Sliver's Murdertime (First Appearance)
• Tactical Nonsense (Creator; Protagonist)
• R&R&Rpp:SSER&KA-SBRHDII.8FCPATOGBFDFTDMCS
• Thus Spoke Vandal

Stats

Base Statistics Starting Class Affinity Mercenary Thunder Level HP POW SKL SPD LCK DEF RES CON MOV 15 31 14 16 13 9 13 9 11 5 Weapon Rank(s) Starting Item(s) Sword - A Buster Blade Skill(s) Altruism	Matthew

Base Statistics Starting Class Affinity Archer Wind Level HP POW SKL SPD LCK DEF RES CON MOV 5 21 7 15 14 13 6 4 6 6 Weapon Rank(s) Starting Item(s) Bow - C Iron Bow Vulnerary	Wolt

Base Statistics
Starting Class								Affinity
Mercenary								Water
Level	HP	POW	SKL	SPD	LCK	DEF	RES	CON	MOV
1	35	20	18	15	18	16	10	15	5
Weapon Rank(s)					Starting Item(s)
Sword - S					Iron Blade

Trivia

• People call Matthew "Wolt" because his splice he used for his self insert looks very similar to the character of the same name.
  • Taking this joke further, in Rana's submission he is called Wolt and his class is Archer.
• He called his splice "Toby."
• Matthew's arch-enemy is Wolt, But Stronger.
• In Sliver's Murdertime, Matthew appears in a cutscene, but is not an actual unit in the game, enemy or otherwise. This is due to Sliver forgetting to place Matthew's unit on the map.