Array of Randomness

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Template:SubmissionInfoboxArray of Randomness is Bladehero22's entry to Ragefest IV: Trolls and Tribulations. It is a hack of Blazing Sword.

Synopsis

The story begins when MarkyJoe is in his room, awaiting the next submission for Ragefest 4, only to become disappointed in finding out the next entry is by Bladehero22. He considers disqualifying the entry until Bladehero himself shows up in Marc's room, requesting him to play the hack. When Marc refuses, Blade messes with the plot of existence itself with his notepad to force Marc into playing the submission despite his protests. The submission is a deadly survival game where losers and cheaters are punished with a trip to the Realm of the Uncreated Submissions, a void of the Ragefest submissions that Bladehero never made, which entails non-existence. Blade grants Marc the class of Dancer, which the latter complains about, and two allies in the form of Archie the Archer, and the nomad, Rideshot. Bladehero then loads enemies for Marc to fight in the form of his minions, the Written, and the game begins.

Throughout the hack, in specific turn counts, Bladehero will speak in talk events in which he announces enemy presence, taunts Marc, or makes excuses about his terrible map design as well as ridiculous jokes.

At one point, Blade challenges Marc to a game of Cards Against Humanity during the battle, in which Blade summons enemies to the field to correspond with the selected white card he picks for a set black card.

If the player takes too long to reach Bladehero within the poorly implied turn limit of 100 turns, Bladehero will press a red button that says "DO NOT PUSH" which causes an immediate game over.

After enduring a number of humiliatingly bad design ideas, including a hall of fiery tiles that will only calm down after the thief Legault has sex with the floor itself, the Money Man and his posse, the warrior GHEB, the Elite Four, the four of Bladehero's strongest original characters,(which the player can recruit) and the Blackjack Twins, MarkyJoe and his army break through the Written forces and defeat Bladehero, who remarks that even though he is defeated, he will return with a vengeance in Ragefest 5.

Once the battle is finished, Marc tells everyone to go their own paths, but the Elite Four remain, saying they have nowhere to go now that Bladehero has been defeated. Marc tells them they can live theirs lives the way they see fit, and as thanks for defeating Bladehero, and teaching them a valuable lesson, Patrick, one of the Elite Four, takes Bladehero's notepad and sends Marc back home.

Afterwards, Marc says Bladehero's submission was boring, and ends the video, but in a post ending cutscene, Bladehero broods in anger at his failure until a voice tells the brooding hacker that he wants to work with him. When Bladehero asks who's calling him, the voice merely tells him to look into his eyes, and pay attention to the details of his second destiny...

The scene then fades to black, and the submission ends.

Cast

Protagonists

Independent

Antagonists

Walkthrough