The README for Tactician's Hell:
Tactician Hell Version 0.1Created by MarkyJoe1990____________________________________July 25th 2010 - First Release (0.1)- Level 1 Completed____________________________________Requirements- A UPS Patcher. Go here for a nice one- A Game Boy Advance Emulator. Google one.- A clean US ROM of Fire Emblem 7: Blazing Sword- Lots and lots of virtue
What is this?This is a merciless, evil Fire Emblem hack thatwill make you cry. Hatred shall ensue, kittensshall be kicked, and controllers will be broken.Do not play this hack for long if you want yoursanity to remain intact.
Why did you make this?For novelty purposes. Most hacking communitiestypically have a hack that's unbelievably hard.I just wanted to fill in the void for the FireEmblem Community. Plus I was bored.
This hack makes me wanna tear you apart!Good. I've achieved my goal.
Will you update this?Yes, but only when I want to.
Why would anyone wanna play this?People have their reasons.
What kind of reasons?Well, to name one, if anyone is working ontheir own Fire Emblem hack and want tomake it super hard, they can always look at thishack and remember why that's a bad idea.
Do you have any other hacks?Yes. Fire Mumblem Revised Edition is mymain Fire Emblem hacking project. Unlikethis piece of crap, Fire Mumblem aimsto be high quality. It also parodies badFire Emblem hacks. If you are interestedin it, go to this link:
I wanna send you hate mail.
CreditsThese are the people you should bitch andmoan at for making it possible for this hackto exist
- 7eld for his Feditor Adv
- Nintenlord for his event assembler- Pukachi, Arch, Icy Toast, FlyingAce24, MarioBro3828, and everyone else who made the FE Nightmare Modules
- Blazer for FE Hacking tutorial
- Me, because I'm the only douche bag willing to piss people off with this hack.
This is probably the most hilarious readme of them all(even if some of it is lies), but maybe I should show the other ones whenever I'm about to start a new markyjoe hack...
Anyways, Tactician's Hell is a hack intended to be super hard. But here's the thing: It really isn't! I mean, it only goes on for one chapter, but that chapter isn't that complicated or hard to deal with! All you need is a good general strategy and some luck, unless you're going for 100%, which requires a fantastic hyperspecific strategy and lots of luck. Good thing I'm not going for 100%, right?MarkyJoe Said:
Tactician Hell I feel is the precursor to Ragefest.
Also, getting 100% is impossible, you can at the very least beat the chapter with all units alive. I've seen it be done.Anyways, I'm sure you're all curious, so let's get to the one and only TACTICIAN'S HELL EPISODE!