Old Fire Mumblem: Episode 3: Episode 3: Part 2: Who even designed this house it must take like an hour just to talk to the kitchen
Lyn totally survives the peg, and we own the knight that attacked Raven, netting another bit of loot in the process!
Serra has DOUBLE LYN'S DEFENSE! Wow!
Serra's base defense was buffed in this hack.
Oh hey, turns out this corridor had an EXTRA knight!
And Nino totally owns that knight.
The reinforcements are still coming, even if you can't see them.
We got this totally awesome weapon! Luckily, Eliwood starts with a B in swords for some reason, so we can use this!
APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED
Second try, I decide to forgive Lyn. The ability to split into three must be useful when...you know...
No, this wasn't a follow-up to the first crit. This was a SECOND crit. On a totally different myrm. Yup.
Everything but defense and luck! YAY!
You are getting screwed hard man.
Isadora missed her attack, she was too busy BEING FABULOUS
Oh yeah, THIS is why you have to hurry to get to Isadora. Before long, she simply runs out of items!
Good thing we arrived JUST IN TIME!
Isadora: Lord Eliwood?
Eliwood: What are you doing here?
Isadora: I came to eavesdrop on the boss’s plan. He wishes to drive you out of the stronghold!
Eliwood: Oh. So did you try stopping him?
Eliwood: I see… Very well. We shall work together then.
Isadora: I hope my fail doesn’t get in your way…
Eliwood: Huh? What are you talking about Isadora? Did you even look at your stat growths in this mod?
Isadora: Oh? No, I haven’t
Eliwood: They’re godly!
Isadora: Wha!? Really!?
Eliwood: Yeah. Your base stats may suck, but your stat growths got a HUGE boost!
Isadora: Sweet! I take back what I said about you, Markyjoe!
She's on our side now! However, I have to say something about her stat growths: I think that they were, in fact, buffed. However, here's the thing: SHE STILL ISN'T A GOOD UNIT! She still has only-acceptable-for-a-few-chapters bases, and due to being promoted, she gains XP TOO SLOW to be worth training, even if she MIGHT conceivably turn out okay in the long run! So yeah, not really using her, at least not anytime soon.
Serra lays down another torch to find...NOTHING! Seriously, this house is SO empty...
Oh, and above that really big room is this weird empty room that doesn't appear to be connected to anything. WHAT COULD BE INSIDE?
Nino finished her adventure through the SUPER LONG HALLWAY too! No idea who gets these, I'll decide later.
Isadora will pretty much be an unarmed tank for right now.
Oh, nice! See, Florina CAN get good levels now!
Eliwood rises up into the air to cast the SUPER SPELL OF PAIN!
This inflicts all enemies with the MISSING CURSE!
They are now VERY EASY to defeat!
Eliwood also siphons some of their power for a good level!
And he even loans some of it to Wil! I see everyone's pitying this poor fool now!
See, he got rich!
We get some...MAGICAL...levels!
As you can see, we're nearly to the boss room!
Another torch reveals...
THE AMAZING CLONE DORCAS'S
Of which there are only two for some reason.
These won't be hard to take care of.
The AMAZING UNARMED TANK rides up into the room!
Another knight! And he's carrying...
A PROMOTION ITEM
THIS IS TOTALLY THE RIGHT TIME TO START GETTING THOSE
Apparently the miss curse is still in effect!
Hector goes WATERCOLOR to pound this guy all the harder!
And gets thwompier!
Hmmm...do I still need a Heaven Seal to promote the lords? I think yes.
OH NO, THE MISS CURSE WORE OFF
We're still getting good levels, though!
These guys are so easy to kill, Wil can deal with them!
Eliwood re-casts the miss curse.
And again uses it to help Wil! Come on, Eliwood! Is it really worth it to try and salvage this guy?
THE BOSS APPEARS
"Duty is everything to him"
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T ALTER DESCRIPTIONS
Anyways, this guy really isn't hard to deal with.
All you have to do is chip with your 2-range users!
GLITCHING OUT TO HIT IS CHEATING, BARTRE
I use my MASTER PLAN, giving Isadora Florina's lance a-wait, they have a talk?
Bartre: Seriously, I’ve got a no pizza Swordslayer! What’s the worst they can do?
Isadora: How about steal your TV?
Bartre: You too, Isahugs!
Isadora: Isa…hugs…? That’s IT! IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GET ANAL BACKRUBBING FROM MY SWORD!
But she doesn't have-
Isadora: Oh yeah. I left it in my pants pocket.
WELL OKAY THEN
Of course, you could always just toss that Eliwood's way and ruin the drama. ;-;
If the RNG goes her way, Isadora can actually win on her own!
Still, giving her the kill would be a bad idea, so I instead give it to...
THE BLACK GUY
I'm totally gonna kill him off at the end of the LP
Bartre: Your weapon. It feels like a bad episode of Spongebob!
Aren't they ALL bad these days?
JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM A no, no, not gonna make that joke...
Such a good reward! Totally worth it!
Hector: Mango yeah!
Lyn: Yay! TV!
AVERT YOUR EYES CHILDREN
THIS WILL RUIN YOUR MINDS
Bartre: And it’s all your fault!!!
Isadora: Sharing is fun!
Hey! I'm your ENEMY! YOU'RE the one who sent a large a
Bartre: Shut up! Sharing sucks!
I don't know, Bartre might be right! Look what happened when Markyjoe shared this hack!
Everyone is racist
including but me!
This...This has to be the WEIRDEST CHAPTER/EPISODE TITLE I'VE EVER SEEN! What?
NEXT TIME: A *slightly* smaller map, and by far the most explicit dialogue in the hack!
I probably won't have much to say in Episode 4. Episode 5 on the other hand... Prepare for loads of TMI, possibly some sad personal stories, and equal amounts of prideful boasting and facepalming.