Introduction

The README for Tactician's Hell:

Tactician Hell Version 0.1

Created by MarkyJoe1990

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July 25th 2010 - First Release (0.1)

- Level 1 Completed

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Requirements

- A UPS Patcher. Go here for a nice one

http://www.feuniverse.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=130

- A Game Boy Advance Emulator. Google one.

- A clean US ROM of Fire Emblem 7: Blazing Sword

- Lots and lots of virtue

What is this?

This is a merciless, evil Fire Emblem hack that

will make you cry. Hatred shall ensue, kittens

shall be kicked, and controllers will be broken.

Do not play this hack for long if you want your

sanity to remain intact.

Why did you make this?

For novelty purposes. Most hacking communities

typically have a hack that's unbelievably hard.

I just wanted to fill in the void for the Fire

Emblem Community. Plus I was bored.

This hack makes me wanna tear you apart!

Good. I've achieved my goal.

Will you update this?

Yes, but only when I want to.

Why would anyone wanna play this?

People have their reasons.

What kind of reasons?

Well, to name one, if anyone is working on

their own Fire Emblem hack and want to

make it super hard, they can always look at this

hack and remember why that's a bad idea.

Do you have any other hacks?

Yes. Fire Mumblem Revised Edition is my

main Fire Emblem hacking project. Unlike

this piece of crap, Fire Mumblem aims

to be high quality. It also parodies bad

Fire Emblem hacks. If you are interested

in it, go to this link:

http://www.feuniverse.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=6741

I wanna send you hate mail.

markyjoe1990@gmail.com

Credits

These are the people you should bitch and

moan at for making it possible for this hack

to exist

- 7eld for his Feditor Adv

- Nintenlord for his event assembler

- Pukachi, Arch, Icy Toast, FlyingAce24, MarioBro3828, and everyone else who made the FE Nightmare Modules

- Blazer for FE Hacking tutorial

- Me, because I'm the only douche bag willing to piss people off with this hack.

This is probably the most hilarious readme of them all(even if some of it is lies), but maybe I should show the other ones whenever I'm about to start a new markyjoe hack...

Anyways, Tactician's Hell is a hack intended to be super hard. But here's the thing: It really isn't! I mean, it only goes on for one chapter, but that chapter isn't that complicated or hard to deal with! All you need is a good general strategy and some luck, unless you're going for 100%, which requires a fantastic hyperspecific strategy and lots of luck. Good thing I'm not going for 100%, right?