Super Hard Lyn Mode: Episode 5: Chapter 7: Balance!
STOP THE HACK, IT'S A YOUNG BOY
You're so wrong, we got one last chapter!
Anyways, here we go. This chapter is altered a little, but not *that* much.
Eight slots, so we need to leave quite a few people out! Note that the selected Rath is Glitch!Rath, because I want to try and use him.
I've given him lots of stuff, and I hope he can get at least one level.
I give Lyn ALL the statboosters we've been piling up, and at the end of it her stats look...
A bit better. Not much. Just a bit.
Here's our formation! Now, while watching the following screenshots I want you to see if you can notice any inconsistencies...
YES GAME. I KNOW. Gah, when are you going to STOP with these silly tutorials?
And then it forces me to attack this random female shaman, using a custom female shaman animation. It seems to be of the kind that DOESN'T glitch out horribly when it casts a spell.
Here's a fun fact. That isn't the custom female shaman animation.
What I did was I took the female shaman graphics from FE6 using the GBA Graphics editor or whatever it was at the time, and simply replaced the normal shaman graphics with it. That's why it's fully functional here, and lacks the crit animation I gave it.
... And of course, the reason why it's a female shaman instead of a normal shaman should be obvious if you guys read my previous post.
"Guy" gets his first level! And it's good!
Tell me Markyjoe, does your friend look like that in real life? Black skin, no clothes, and a giant question mark for a face?
He's a skinny, feminine looking dude with long brown hair.
Anyways, there is no shortage of enemies around.
There is however a prepromote sage, with another promotion item. We probably won't use this one(OR WILL WE), but maybe we can sell it? If there is EVER a point where we need money?
That guy basically exists so you can grind off of him. Not sure if it was intentional or not though, but he doesn't move IIRC.
Random thunder tome and OH YES BOOTS
Heintz is a crazy sucky monk, who apparently has a rank in dark magic(WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAKING HIM A MONK THEN)
This is actually a clever social commentary on the corruption of the church and how it achieves its allegedly righteous goals through the very means it claims to oppose.
Naaaah, I just thought it was cool.
...
Actually, I think originally, he was still a shaman, but because those were replaced with the female shaman graphics, I went and used monk instead.
and he has a...
SIEGE TOME! Mind you, it is Eclipse, and it does indeed have literally 30 hit. Was this reduced from normal FE7, or is Eclipse just that sucky?
I think it's literally just that bad.
So, you might have noticed, but Glitch!Rath left the party.
He's hanging around somewhere off the map, and the game glitches out when I attempt to fetch him.
The shop has a pretty lame selection, but I do actually grab a Mend and Elfire for Lyn.
Spoiler: He misses!
Lyn runs ahead and starts pwning everyone with dat hair.
I swear, if I had the art talent to make her attack enemies with her hair, I would have done that without a second thought.
Actually, while we're on hair again, it's worth noting that I once tried to give the unpromoted mage animation really long hair as well.
That never happened though.
The enemies have all gone back to normal HP values, but trust me, that will change.
Holy crap, he actually landed one of his shots!
Bye, you sucked!
She totally owns the sage too! SHE'S INVINCIBLE! NOTHING CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE HAIR!
WHEN SUDDENLY
A HEROIC MYRM STEPS UP TO THE FIELD
AND GIVES LYN A HAIRCUT
Okay, so maybe the Lyn solo wasn't the best idea. Let's go back to actually giving other units a chance.
I've decided to bring Kent along again. He won't be helpful.
Good item!
Almost-useless item!
Woah, what?
Hey! That's more defense than the last boss!
Lucius takes care of the silly high-level knight.
The sage still dies, this time in an EPIC MANNER.
And Lyn adopts a hair-protective playstyle.
Lucius re-gets his level(there was a good reason. Probably.)
I murder the shaman standing on the fort. We've pretty much run now.
Florina, you suck and are worthless. I should drop you.
He ran out of his eclipse, and so must hit Lyn with THE TENTACLE ATTACK
I somehow doubt it.
Lyn, with stats like those now is not the time for levels like this!
Obligatory Sain comment!
I finished in MORE than enough time for this.
NEXT TIME: The weirdest gaiden ever
And thus ends another episode of "MarkyJoe1990 replies to embarassing shit from the past". Will things get even more embarrassing here on out? Find out next time!
