Lair Of The Fooker

Old Fire Mumblem: Episode 3: Episode 3: Part 2: Who even designed this house it must take like an hour just to talk to the kitchen

Lyn totally survives the peg, and we own the knight that attacked Raven, netting another bit of loot in the process!

Serra has DOUBLE LYN'S DEFENSE! Wow!

I did more digging and realized something.

Serra's base defense was buffed in this hack.

WHY!?

Oh hey, turns out this corridor had an EXTRA knight!

Isadorabat continues.

And Nino totally owns that knight.

The reinforcements are still coming, even if you can't see them.

We got this totally awesome weapon! Luckily, Eliwood starts with a B in swords for some reason, so we can use this!

Between the Light Brand, Rapier, and this, I'm now very sure that Eliwood is one of the best units in this hack.

Good crit!

BAD CRIT

APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED

Second try, I decide to forgive Lyn. The ability to split into three must be useful when...you know...

LYN USED DOUBLE TEAM

No, this wasn't a follow-up to the first crit. This was a SECOND crit. On a totally different myrm. Yup.

Everything but defense and luck! YAY!

Lyn's defense growth is 20%. On average, she should have 3.6 defense at this point.

You are getting screwed hard man.

Isadora missed her attack, she was too busy BEING FABULOUS

Oh yeah, THIS is why you have to hurry to get to Isadora. Before long, she simply runs out of items!

Good thing we arrived JUST IN TIME!

Isadora: Lord Eliwood?

Eliwood: What are you doing here?

Isadora: I came to eavesdrop on the boss’s plan. He wishes to drive you out of the stronghold!

Eliwood: Oh. So did you try stopping him?

Isadora: …

Eliwood: I see… Very well. We shall work together then.

Uhhhh?

Her silence is supposed to tip Eliwood off that she failed. Too subtle, perhaps?

Isadora: I hope my fail doesn’t get in your way…

Eliwood: Huh? What are you talking about Isadora? Did you even look at your stat growths in this mod?

Isadora: Oh? No, I haven’t

Eliwood: They’re godly!

Isadora: Wha!? Really!?

Eliwood: Yeah. Your base stats may suck, but your stat growths got a HUGE boost!

Isadora: Sweet! I take back what I said about you, Markyjoe!

She's on our side now! However, I have to say something about her stat growths: I think that they were, in fact, buffed. However, here's the thing: SHE STILL ISN'T A GOOD UNIT! She still has only-acceptable-for-a-few-chapters bases, and due to being promoted, she gains XP TOO SLOW to be worth training, even if she MIGHT conceivably turn out okay in the long run! So yeah, not really using her, at least not anytime soon.

They are super buffed, but not to Sedgar/Karel-like levels. But still, I think she's perfectly viable. I'd have to replay the hack to see though. I know the enemies get pretty nuts near the end.

Serra lays down another torch to find...NOTHING! Seriously, this house is SO empty...

Oh, and above that really big room is this weird empty room that doesn't appear to be connected to anything. WHAT COULD BE INSIDE?

Nino finished her adventure through the SUPER LONG HALLWAY too! No idea who gets these, I'll decide later.

Isadora will pretty much be an unarmed tank for right now.

Oh, nice! See, Florina CAN get good levels now!

Eliwood rises up into the air to cast the SUPER SPELL OF PAIN!

This inflicts all enemies with the MISSING CURSE!

They are now VERY EASY to defeat!

Eliwood also siphons some of their power for a good level!

And he even loans some of it to Wil! I see everyone's pitying this poor fool now!

See, he got rich!

We get some...MAGICAL...levels!

MAGE ATTACK!

As you can see, we're nearly to the boss room!

Another torch reveals...

THE AMAZING CLONE DORCAS'S

Of which there are only two for some reason.

These won't be hard to take care of.

The AMAZING UNARMED TANK rides up into the room!

Another knight! And he's carrying...

GASP

A PROMOTION ITEM

THIS IS TOTALLY THE RIGHT TIME TO START GETTING THOSE

So. Fun fact about this hack. I didn't like getting class-specific promotion items in the original game, so that's why these are the only things you ever get in this hack.

Apparently the miss curse is still in effect!

Hector goes WATERCOLOR to pound this guy all the harder!

And gets thwompier!

Hmmm...do I still need a Heaven Seal to promote the lords? I think yes.

Actually... I think I changed it so the Earth Seal works on the lords too.

OH NO, THE MISS CURSE WORE OFF

We're still getting good levels, though!

Holy cow! 12 Speed!? I checked her growths. You are getting super blessed with her!

These guys are so easy to kill, Wil can deal with them!

Eliwood re-casts the miss curse.

And again uses it to help Wil! Come on, Eliwood! Is it really worth it to try and salvage this guy?

THE BOSS APPEARS

"Duty is everything to him"

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T ALTER DESCRIPTIONS

Let's just pretend that Bartre's duty in this hack is cloning Dorcas, and that today is his day off.

Anyways, this guy really isn't hard to deal with.

All you have to do is chip with your 2-range users!

GLITCHING OUT TO HIT IS CHEATING, BARTRE

I use my MASTER PLAN, giving Isadora Florina's lance a-wait, they have a talk?

Bartre: Seriously, I’ve got a no pizza Swordslayer! What’s the worst they can do?

Isadora: How about steal your TV?

Bartre: You too, Isahugs!

Isadora: Isa…hugs…? That’s IT! IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GET ANAL BACKRUBBING FROM MY SWORD!

But she doesn't have-

Isadora: Oh yeah. I left it in my pants pocket.

WELL OKAY THEN

This was a pretty good idea in my opinion. The chapter sets up bad blood between these two, and I gave the player a way to give Isadora the upper hand.

Of course, you could always just toss that Eliwood's way and ruin the drama. ;-;

If the RNG goes her way, Isadora can actually win on her own!

Still, giving her the kill would be a bad idea, so I instead give it to...

THE BLACK GUY

GASP

^{_{I'm totally gonna kill him off at the end of the LP}}

Bartre: Your weapon. It feels like a bad episode of Spongebob!

Aren't they ALL bad these days?

Ever since the Spongebob movie, they've gotten really bad...

JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM A no, no, not gonna make that joke...

Let's leave!

Such a good reward! Totally worth it!

Hector: Mango yeah!

Lyn: Yay! TV!

AVERT YOUR EYES CHILDREN

THIS WILL RUIN YOUR MINDS

Bartre: And it’s all your fault!!!

Isadora: Sharing is fun!

Hey! I'm your ENEMY! YOU'RE the one who sent a large a

Bartre: Shut up! Sharing sucks!

I don't know, Bartre might be right! Look what happened when Markyjoe shared this hack!

Eh! *shrug* It's a pretty harmless amateur project when you get down to it.

Everyone is racist ~~including~~ but me!

This...This has to be the WEIRDEST CHAPTER/EPISODE TITLE I'VE EVER SEEN! What?

I wasn't really sure what to call it. It's not a very notable chapter honestly.

NEXT TIME: A *slightly* smaller map, and by far the most explicit dialogue in the hack!

Are you sure? Episode 5 is... quite raunchy.

I probably won't have much to say in Episode 4. Episode 5 on the other hand... Prepare for loads of TMI, possibly some sad personal stories, and equal amounts of prideful boasting and facepalming.

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